What’s the Point of this Blog?
I work on a lot of projects. Some of them are on Github. Most of them are intended to benefit the communities I’m a part of (Furry, LGBTQIA+, Streamer, Software Developer, Indie Game Development, etc.).
However, not everything that catches my attention or imagination results in the creation of software. And sometimes I just don’t feel like writing Markdown.
Thus, a blog!
Why Does Being [x] Matter?
The context it’s asked in is usually, “Who cares about [aspect of identity], shouldn’t your blog be about [technical content divorced of humanity]?!”
There’s two parts to the answer to every question in this genre.
First, it’s my blog, I do what I want with it. 😛
Second, representation matters.
People who feel nervous being open and authentic about who they are (especially junior developers) will feel even more pressure to remain hidden (to their own detriment) if no one is relatable to them.
So, I promise, I’m not being loud about my identity or interests to spite you. I’m doing it to comfort people like me. And that distinction matters.
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What Are Some of the Best Hits on This Blog?
I’m glad you asked! Here are some of the most popular blog posts I’ve written, in no particular order. Popularity here means one of two things: Page views or positive feedback.
If you’re trying to get a sense of, “Is this blog worth my time?” this list is a good place to start.
- Why AES-GCM Sucks
A list of gripes and complaints about AES, GMAC, and the AES-GCM composition thereof.
- Furward Momentum
A guide, written for furries, to transitioning into a technology career for as close to $0 as possible without prior experience.
- Commission Prices for Furries and Artists
Basic freelancer advice but geared towards furry artists and commissioners, with the intent of promoting better living conditions for the artists that make the furry fandom possible.
- Programmers Don’t Understand Hash Functions
An overview of the wildly different algorithms that get called a “hash function”, how they differ, and when to use them.
- Going Bark: A Furry’s Guide to End-to-End Encryption
A blog post that introduces end-to-end encryption. This post builds an implementation of the extended three-way Diffie-Hellman (X3DH) deniable authenticated key exchange using libsodium. The implementation explored in this post was open sourced separately as a TypeScript library called Rawr X3DH on Github. Because “Rawr X3” is the most
furry trashyiff-raff of memes.
- Soatok’s Guide to Side-Channel Attacks
- Canonicalization Attacks Against MACs and Signatures
The Internet didn’t have a good, generalized overview of canonicalization attacks. Before this post was published, if you plucked that term into a search engine, you would only discover length-extension attacks. I intended to correct this knowledge gap by exploring the topic in detail.
- How to Learn Cryptography as a Programmer
Exactly what it says on the label. The path from software developer to cryptography engineer is a perilous and poorly mapped one. This post attempts to outline the various paths that one can take to learn the kind of skills I possess.
- Cryptography Interface Design is a Security Concern
Designing cryptography tools that actually accomplish their security goals is extremely difficult, especially when usability undermines security.
- Designing New Cryptography for Non-Standard Threat Models
If you find yourself with a set of goals and requirements that is somehow incompatible with any of the standard cryptography protocols and implementations, you’re going to be forced to design your own. This is an extraordinarily dangerous undertaking, with a very high error rate (which are often not discovered for years). As an academic exercise that will never be deployed in production, however, it’s an excellent learning opportunity.
- Why Server-Side Input Validation Matters
I was able to change my gender on Twitter to the EICAR string, despite their attempts to limit this custom field to 30 characters. I shared my method publicly on Twitter. Hilarity ensued.
- No, You’re Not a “Sigma Male”
A takedown of the so-called “sigma male” phenomenon. The comments I receive, and never approve, on this specific blog post are so toxic that it prompted me to write a follow-up about the kinds of blog comments I won’t approve.